The 'Cell Phones in the Wilderness' debate continues. I just happened to overhear this pitiful conversation on Grand Ditch road. Photo has been doctored to protect identity. The conversation, as I recall, went something like this:

• You do deliver pizza?...
• I'm at the South terminus of Grand Ditch road in RMNP....Great!
• Do you have like a large Meat Lovers and a sixer of Diet Coke?...Fantastic!
• Whats that total?...OK.
• What do you mean by a premium Delivery Charge?
• Well how much is that!?...
• {a click} followed by
• {indistinguishable and hostile groaning and murmuring}

Boy the nerve of some folks.